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Happy Birthday Madeline Kahn!

(September 29, 1942 -  December 3, 1999)

She was a fine actress, an excellent pianist; she had an exquisite operatic voice with impeccable technique and she was also a brilliant comedian. I asked her which of her talents she considered to be her primary focus. She thought for a while and couldn’t come up with an answer. I don’t think she’d ever thought about it before. ‘Well, what did you start out wanting to do?’ I asked. ‘What was your first impulse? Was it acting?’ She shook her head ‘no.’ but she didn’t seem sure[..]. 
'Well, what was the first thing you thought of doing? There had to be something.'
Again, she tried to thread her way back to her childhood ambitions. ‘I used to listen to a lot of music.’ She paused, trying to find the words of what she was thinking.’And that’s what I wanted to be,’ she finally said.
'I don't know what you mean,' I said.
She answered, and it sounded as if she’d never formulated this thought before, as if it was news to herself.
'I wanted to be the music,' she said.

 - Alan Arkin, An Improvised Life: A Memoir


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I just realized that “mini” is short for “minimal” and I feel like my whole life has been turned upside down

Wait that’s not even true it’s short for “miniature” FUCK MY LIFE

minimal golf. not too much golf. just enough golf so it wont piss you off.



what month comes after september???


after that, at 61 days, is the longest month of the year, christmas

Why do you fly off in the  b o x  with him?