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So I never posted my finished Garnet cosplay. Sowwy~ I get so excited during cons, I never really take formal pictures.


dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it

Ms. Marvel #6


If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses


coming this fall on Fox/NBC/AMC: this ruggedly handsome white man is an asshole who treats everyone terribly but… there’s a twist… he’s Good at His JOB…

lol Michael tried to tag me with this but it didn’t work. Good thing I read my dashboard all the way ohgng i’m bored of this sentence.


► Name ➔ EmotedLlama
► Birth place ➔ Merica
► Hair color ➔ Dishwater blond
► Age ➔ 16
► Eye Color ➔ Gren
► Birthday ➔ Hrmphmhprphp
► Gender ➔ Dude
► Lefty or Righty ➔ Right

► Single or taken? ➔ Taken 2, starring Liam Neeson
► Happy? ➔ Is a transient state that I am not feeling at present but feel more often than the alternative


► Are you in love ➔ With MYSELF
► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ Shrugshrug
► Who ended your last relationship ➔ That damn tiger.
► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ On seventeen occasions. 
► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ Noooooo…?
► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ Yes? But not in a romantic sort of way. Why is this a love life question.

► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ Yes, MYSELF
► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ …?
► Do you usually spend Valentine’s Day alone? ➔ The internet is my lover.
► Short or long-term relationships? ➔ The EmotedLlama is a rare species that mates for life after only one date.


► Love or lust ➔ *eyes reflect fire on their inside* *that is not meant to directly indicate lust*
► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ Lemonade
► Cats or Dogs ➔ Cats
► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ *something funny* *The first one*
► Television or internet ➔ Television watched on the internet
► Pepsi or Coke ➔ Neither
► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ In, in, in, in.
► Day or night ➔ ~Twilight~
► Text or Call ➔ Text
► Make-up or au naturel? ➔ You misspelled natural.


► Been caught sneaking out? ➔ No.
► Fallen down/up the stairs? ➔ No…?
► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ THE WAIT FOR ANIMAL CROSSING NEW LEAF, OH MY GOD
► Prank called a store? ➔ No.
► Skipped school? ➔ Maybe ;)
► Wanted to disappear? ➔ No.
► Spent all your money? ➔ Yes. When I was about five or six.
► Met a celebrity? ➔ Only in my dreams~
► Been really ill? ➔ This feels subjective.
► Gotten high? ➔ On life. B)


► Smile or eyes ➔ 

► Light or dark hair ➔ Either.
► Shorter or taller ➔ Shorter.
► Intelligence or attraction ➔ ???
► Hook-up or relationship ➔ Both. *Hairflip*
► Funny and poor or rich and serious ➔ Rich and serious.
► Mac or PC? ➔ Mac SUCKS. You can’t play games and only one mouse button and ??????? WHY
► Chapstick or lipstick? ➔ Chapstick.
► City or country? ➔ The country sucks but I hate crowds and being in the city feels like being in a crowd, always.

► Driving or walking? ➔ Walking.
► Last phone call? ➔ Fuck if I remember.
► Last song you listened to? ➔ Uh, I’m not sure, it was something on a playlist that runs together in my mind. Last song stuck in my head was/is Maze of Life, the theme for Persona Q.
► Last thing you ate? ➔ Raspberry coffee cake.
► Last thing you drank? ➔ Orange juice.
► Last place you were? ➔ Home.
► Last picture taken? ➔ Last night.

► Last outfit? ➔ I am currently wearing plaid shorts (don’t judge I live in Florida, other shorts do not exist) and a… sort of amaranth-y colored shirt.
► Last purchase? ➔ Tomodachi Life.

My Tumblr Crushes:
  1. neathdote
  2. deepspacednine
  3. oodlyenough
  4. drparisa
  5. justjasper
  6. nvllify
  7. burntlikethesun
  8. brofisting
  9. ootron

There used to be more mutual follows on here. *shrug emoticon*


Okay but Never Gonna Give You Up (better known as Rickroll) is actually a really really horrible song for many reasons, which I will better explain under the cut. 

Brace yourselves, this is pretty long.

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michael-vest asked:
10, 11, 46, 50.

10: What’s your biggest writer pet-peeve? Is this a vague question or am I just not getting it? Um. I think the requisite peeve is to write something out in your head and then be completely unable to write it down as it was in your head.

11: What’s your favorite book cover? Dammit, Michael, it is 11:40 and what, you want me to create and then dig through a list of every book I’ve ever read in order to find the answer to this question?

46: Describe your perfect writing space. Are you re-meming, Michael? You’re re-meming. I sent you this ask and now you send it back? I’m so insulted. Oh my god. I can’t believe it, never in my life has someone had the gall. Goodness.

50: If you could live in any fictional world, which would it be? The world of Frontier Magic by Patricia C. Wrede, but in modern day. B)